#NAPKIN25 Week 8 Results
The Week 8 grind saw three game-changing storylines ripple through the league: the Indianapolis Colts surged to the top of the standings behind Jonathan Taylor‘s dominance. The Green Bay Packers stunned the world by handing Aaron Rodgers and the Pittsburgh Steelers a tough loss. And the Kansas City Chiefs locked in a ruthless Monday-night thrashing, reminding everyone their Super Bowl window is still wide open. With momentum shifting fast, fantasy playoffs (aka “The #YOFFS”) are creeping into view. No more beating around the bush, let’s dive in…
BOW TO YOUR NAPKING!
WEEK 8 HIGH SCORE | TCARTER1383 270.6 Points
Now that’s how you plant your flag, Buckeye style. TCARTER1383 just dropped an Ohio Stadium-sized statement on #NAPKIN25, torching Week 8 for a ridiculous 270.6 points. His lineup was pure scarlet-and-gray fireworks, led by Drake Maye slinging 43.7, Saquon Barkley running wild for 49.4, and James Cook serving up a monster 53.6 to keep the fantasy feast rolling.
If that trio wasn’t enough for your taste buds, he had four more players breaking the 20-point barrier. A full Ohio State marching band of domination, TCART’s squad didn’t grind out a win; they ran up the scoreboard like it was Michigan week.
A performance this electric deserves one thing and one thing only: a roaring, stadium-shaking O-H-I-O!
WEEK 8 LITCH | JEFFTHEGAUL 1638.8 Points
Vive la Gaul! Through eight glorious weeks of #NAPKIN25, JeffTheGaul has stormed the fantasy front like Napoleon at Austerlitz, only with more touchdowns and fewer cannons. With a staggering 1,638.8 points, Jeff has built a fantasy empire worthy of Versailles itself, gilded in precision lineup decisions and champagne-soaked dominance.
His rivals wave the white flag before the baguettes even hit the table. Even more magnifique, he has a second team sitting comfortably in 4th place overall, a testament to French artistry. Every roster move feels like a brushstroke from Monet, every lineup a perfectly baked croissant.
While others nibble on humble pie, Jeff dines on fantasy foie gras. So raise a glass of Bordeaux and cue the La Marseillaise in salute to the sovereign of #NAPKIN25. Right now, all roads lead to La Gaul.
WEEK 8 2HUNDRED CLUB | 54* HIP CATS
Break out the bell-bottoms and cue the mirror ball, because the 2HUNDRED CLUB just went full Studio 54. In Week 8 of #NAPKIN25, our fantasy maestros lit up the scoreboard like a disco inferno (burn, baby, burn!). Points were flowing smoother than Saturday-night synths, and every lineup move had that sweet, silky swagger of Prince strutting down the dance floor (Game. Blouses.)
This week, we are groovin’ with touchdowns, hustlin’ with yardage, and moonwalkin’ past mediocrity. Each 200-plus scorer earned their glitter-soaked ticket into The NAPKIN’s most exclusive VIP lounge, where only the funkiest fantasy legends reside. So dust off those platform shoes, shine up your golden Napkin medallions, and keep the records spinning, because this fantasy party ain’t stoppin’. Stay groovy!
WEEK 8 NAPstats
In a recent Monday Overreaction article, I opined that Baker Mayfield was the 2025 MVP. Turns out I was drunk on touchdown passes and hubris. The real MVP is Jonathan Taylor. Over 52% of our A-students owe their top scores to him, as he continues to run wild across fantasy rosters week after week. Congratulations to everyone savvy enough to snag him on the wraparound.
Even with those eye-popping numbers, only one of our three undefeated teams features Taylor. That small twist of variance might be just enough to carry one of them through the next four weeks and into fantasy immortality as the first to go 24-0. We’ve never made it this deep into a season with multiple undefeated teams still standing, and the tension is building.
Our poor Pick 12 brethren are still suffering in the depths of their injured and underperforming swing picks, as the back half of the draft is now all 100 wins (or more) behind the 1.01. But no matter, we shall persevere. If there’s one thing I know for sure about human nature, everyone loves playing spoiler. So don’t give up, and maybe deal a knockout blow to one of your rivals before the #YOFFS are set.
If you want to find out exactly where you stand in #NAPKIN25, then head over to the REPORT CARD page for a full breakdown of your #Napkin25 week 8 results. The grades are refreshed every Wednesday morning, so be sure to bookmark this page and stay up to date.
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