#NAPKIN25 Week 10 Results
So much for Brock Bowers…This fine tenth week featured a trifecta of running back performances from Jonathan Taylor, De’Von Achane, and erstwhile TreVeyon Henderson. My heavens, if JT keeps this up for the season, we may see a run at LaDainian Tomlinson‘s touchdown record. Realizing I’ll get blamed for jinxing it like I did with good ol’ Brock, let’s get straight to it.
BOW TO YOUR NAPQUEEN!
WEEK 10 HIGH SCORE | SORELOSERUNCLE 262.4 Points
History has officially been made in Week 10. MDOLLAR! The name, the legend, the trailblazer…has won the week with a monstrous high score of 261.95, leaving the field gasping for air. For years, I’ve waited for this moment. I thought it had happened. I even wrote an entire post celebrating our “first female champion” before realizing, in tragic and hilarious Napkin fashion, that I had totally mixed up the person with someone else, and it was a dude. They had similar names, and there are 1200 of you to remember; sometimes it’s hard out here for a pimp. But this time, there’s no mistake. MDOLLAR is the real deal, our first ladyballer to claim a Trading Napkin.
She stormed into the week like a great white in open water, shredding every defense in her path and stacking fantasy cache like it was her destiny. The scoreboard glittered like the ocean floor after an explosion.
This isn’t just a win for her, it’s a milestone for the entire tournament. The NAPKIN finally has its First Lady Champion, and her name couldn’t fit the moment more perfectly. MDOLLAR didn’t just earn the Trading Napkin. She minted it.
WEEK 10 LITCH | SWEETMACARONI 2032.15 Points
The Golden Jersey returns to the US on the back of SWEETMACARONI. Is it a jockey-sized or horse-sized jersey? I’ll let you decide. Sweet Mac is back for his second Trading Napkin of the year after being our high scorer in Week 6. I’d give you three guesses to figure out who his best player is, but I’d still blurt out JONATHAN TAYLOR! He drafted Taylor in the third round (technically) after starting with Ja’Marr Chase and Josh Jacobs. However, both of his drafted QBs went down early, and along came stud Matthew Stafford off the wire to admirably man the captain spot.
Macaroni has the pole position at the moment, but JeffTheGaul hasn’t given up too much ground as both of his teams are filling out the other two steps of the podium. The race for the BABY NAPKIN has just four weeks left and only seven teams within 100 points. Let’s GO!
WEEK 10 2HUNDRED CLUB | 64 HEAD BANGERS
The doors swung open again this week, sixty-four fresh faces stepped into the 2HUNDRED CLUB. Every one of them earned it the hard way. I’ve been running this thing long enough to know when a week hits different. There’s a special kind of energy when those final points settle, and I see the list populate; A nightclub guest list built on data and dreams. I stand at the entrance with the clipboard, nodding each champion through as their total flickers past 200. Inside, the room explodes with celebration: people clinking digital glasses, flexing screenshots, shouting their players’ names into the void.
This isn’t some exclusive country club; it’s a proving ground. Every name on that list fought the variance monster and won. Some squeaked by with 200.3, others went nuclear at 260+, but they all walk through the same door.
And as host, there’s nothing better than watching the club grow. Week after week, new members join the mythology. The torch passes, the music keeps pounding, and I update the scoreboard with a grin. Because in this world, numbers don’t lie, and 200 is forever. Welcome to the 2HUNDRED CLUB!
WEEK 10 NAPstats
The numbers are in, and they tell a story of dominance, despair, and draft-day drama. Through ten weeks of The NAPKIN, Pick 1 continues to reign supreme with a staggering 574 total wins, a reminder that sometimes being on the clock first really is the golden ticket. Meanwhile, Pick 7 has officially fallen into the basement, mustering only 394 wins and claiming the unwanted title of the worst draft slot in the entire field.
The data also confirms a new strategic edge emerging from the early rounds: the WR–RB start has become the build to beat, powering 15 of the Top 50 teams in the entire tournament. Balanced firepower wins games, and this combo has been lighting up leaderboards week after week.
But the biggest storyline? Team HNSK4CATS remains undefeated at 20–0, stalking the all-time best start in Napkin history, 22–0, with only two matchups standing between them and immortality. And for those holding out hope that Pick 12 might finally break through… keep waiting. Ten weeks deep, and not a single team from that draft position has cracked the Top 50. The Napkin gods clearly favor the early birds.
If you want to find out exactly where your baby bird has landed, then head over to the REPORT CARD page for a full breakdown of your #NAPKIN25 week 10 results. The grades are refreshed every Wednesday morning, so be sure to bookmark this page and stay up to date.
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