#NAPKIN25 Week 2 Results
Now THAT is the type of football week we were looking for! Before we jump in…
BOW TO YOUR NAPKING!
WEEK 2 HIGH SCORE | POPJAXPAPPAS 256.55 Points
Or perhaps, genuflect? Our Week 2 High Scorer is POPEJAXPAPPAS out of League 50 with 256.55 points! Somehow, a Jared Goff and Amon-Ra St. Brown stack did not take the top spot. Instead, a solid all-around roster built on a Bully RB foundation led the way. I (kinda) called this in Napkin 101, which sadly did not get published until after the drafts were over. Check it out anyway.
WEEK 2 LITCH | STEAMBOATGUILLY 421.05 Points
Mr. Napkin 2022 is back on top. SteamBoatGuilly, formerly known as GPim, has claimed the first golden jersey of #NAPKIN25 (yes, we upgraded from yellow this year because… well, gold, man). When asked how it felt to snag his sixth Napkin, Guilly simply stated: “I’m the (SteamBoat) Captain now.”
His squad is powered by a dangerous WR-WR opening punch of Malik Nabers and Puka Nacua, the perfect mix of big-play upside and weekly PPR floor. Even with Aaron Jones sidelined, Guilly’s roster won’t bat an eye; they’ll just slide year two breakout Quentin Johnston into the flex. And Johnston made his case in style: a 60-yard bomb on Monday Night Football that dropped a 25-point haymaker in one play. That’s exactly the kind of fireworks this format dines on.
WEEK 2 2HUNDRED CLUB | 50 Maniacs
Want to know who scored an A this week? Just look at the poster. Every name you see cracked the Top 50. That’s how our REPORT CARD robot rolls: Top 50 = A grade. And this week, exactly 50 managers smashed through the 200-point barrier.
The best part? Watching fresh names break into the 2HUNDRED CLUB for the very first time. It’s like a new class of fantasy greatness arriving on campus. But one shoutout deserves extra ink: FSAN’s own AmberAlertFF. Not only did she rep the brand as the lone “non-me” FSAN member on the list, but she also dropped a killer article this week that breaks down Joe Burrow’s injury and what it means for his weapons. That’s what we call bringing value on and off the field.
WEEK 2 NAPstats
What year is it?!? The first three draft slots are straight dominatin’ thus far, making up 44% our Top 50. You miss the days when a top pick nearly guaranteed a playoff spot, don’t you? Yeah, me neither. We all love the chaos. However, our Week 1 entropy evolved into Week 2 enthalpy, as we ended up with a perfect balance of 25 RBs and 25 WRs anchoring the rosters of our A students.. It’s almost as if it didn’t matter which position you went with in round one, as long as it wasn’t QB or TE.
Meanwhile, the poor drafters at the 12th spot are living a nightmare. Brian Thomas Jr. is seeing ghosts. Derrick Henry just had his worst statistical game I’ve ever witnessed. And Nico Collins? He scored a nice early touchdown and then clocked out for the day. Still, if Week 2 taught us anything, it is that fortunes can flip quickly. Everyone can bounce back, and anyone can crash. The season has only just begun.
If you want to know exactly where you stand in the tournament, head over to the REPORT CARD page for a full breakdown of your results. The grades refresh every Tuesday morning, so bookmark it and stay locked in.
And just for reference, the red bar is your score, and the light gray bar is your weekly rank.
Finally, if you need some help with waivers, buy/sell options, or just whether or not to overreact to the week 1 slate, bang these links for intel from some of my favorite FSAN analysts and experts.