#NAPKIN25 Week 7 Results
Week 7 of #NAPKIN25 was pure pandemonium. A week where scoreboards begged for mercy and stars reminded everyone why they’re untouchable. The Broncos, Chiefs, Rams, and Cowboys all turned their games into fireworks shows, leaving defensive coordinators questioning their life choices. It was the kind of week where if you didn’t top 200, you probably didn’t stand a chance. Strap in, here we go…
BOW TO YOUR NAPKING!
WEEK 7 HIGH SCORE | DORQSTARR 264.85 Points
There are good fantasy weeks. There are bad fantasy weeks. And then there’s whatever the hell Week 7 just was for DORQSTARR, a straight-up shootout at high noon.
Bo Nix walked into the 4th quarter like a gunslinger with a grudge, unloading for 54.15 points and leaving the scoreboard smoking. Jonathan Taylor rode right behind him, pounding the ground for 41.2, and Ja’Marr Chase? He didn’t catch passes; he took souls, racking up 46.1 like it was nothing.
But the real mark of a champion is depth, and this team had it in spades. Trey McBride and Chris Olave both crossed the 30-point line, steady hands in a storm of chaos. When the dust settled, only one manager was left standing. Calm, unshaken, staring down a field of broken opponents, Week 7 didn’t just have a winner; it had a legend.
So tip your hats, pardners. Because DORQSTARR just made the whole league remember the name.
WEEK 7 LITCH | SMOKEYROBBO 1439.75 Points
Wow-wow-wee-wow! SMOKEYROBBO has a very nice score in Week 7 of The Napkin! The mighty tournament leader remains at the top for the second consecutive week, achieving great success! While other fantasy managers chase projections like scared village goat, this one is strong like an ox.
In Kazakhstan, we call him King of the Castle, and he sits proudly upon his fantasy throne, polishing his crown with the tears of those who couldn’t outscore his bench. Everyone else’s roster has inferior fantasy magnesium to SMOKEYROBBO.
While the rest of you are still searching for your next waiver gem, this king is already planning his parade through the streets of Napkin Nation. So raise your Red Bull and toast to our Week 7 repeat champion, the one, the only…King of the Castle!
WEEK 7 2HUNDRED CLUB | 84 Headbangers
Eighty-four fearless managers crossed the 200-point threshold, storming into the 2HUNDRED CLUB like rock stars taking the stage. This wasn’t luck; it was precision, guts, and maybe a little madness, the exact cocktail that makes The Napkin what it is.
Speaking of cocktails…FSAN’s favorite kilt-wearing DFS analyst, Chase Thornton, served up a sweet Bye Week Boilermaker for 2HUNDRED CLUB this week. Bottoms Up!
To the 84 who reached it: enjoy this rarefied air. You’ve climbed the mountain and planted your flag in the end zone, proof that your draft instincts and waiver wire hustle are unmatched. Weeks like this are why we play. And if you scored over 200 in a loss, check out Chase’s Week 8 cocktail available on Saturday.
WEEK 7 NAPstats
Five of our six undefeated teams remained that way in Week 7, all now boasting 14-0 records through the halfway point of our regular season. An incredible feat of consistency and dominance is being displayed. Truly remarkable! Can one of them possibly remain “lossless” for five more weeks and take the tournament record? I assure you, I don’t know.
Not much has changed in our tourney stats. Pick 1 still reigns supreme, and RB-RB is still the dominant combo. Congrats if you are one of the Bijan Robinson–Jonathan Taylor owners. They have more staying power than Clint Eastwood and the lovability of Borat himself. And if you hadn’t figured it out by now, that is who I based the High Score and LITCH blurbs on. If you did, you made my day. High five!
If you want to find out exactly where you stand in #NAPKIN25, then head over to the REPORT CARD page for a full breakdown of your #Napkin25 week 7 results. The grades are refreshed every Wednesday morning, so be sure to bookmark this page and stay up to date.
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