Kyle has been playing fantasy football for 17 years, which is about half as long as he’s been emotionally scarred by the Dallas Cowboys. He lives on the edge—either racking up championships or watching his roster get taken out like it owes the injury bug money. There’s no middle ground, just heartbreak or glory (and sometimes both in the same week).

As a fantasy football content creator with a face made for radio and a voice that screams “redneck,” Kyle mixes sharp analysis with just enough chaos to keep things interesting. His takes are interesting, his jokes a little suggestive, and his waiver wire moves borderline erotic. He’s here for the glory, the banter, and maybe—just maybe—your TE.