The Super Bowl isn’t decided by touchdowns — it’s decided by vibes, silence, and snacks.

In this episode, we break down the real Super Bowl props that ruin nights without a single snap being played.

We dive into the Super Bowl coin flip and national anthem runtime using fake science, questionable logic, and an uncomfortable amount of confidence. From referee wrist mechanics to anthem pauses that stretch time itself, nothing is safe from overanalysis.

Plus, we rank and roast the Super Bowl menu — from defensive buffalo dip to main-character dishes that demand attention — because if the NFL is pretending a coin flip is fair, we’re allowed to pretend queso is a personality.

This episode is not financial advice.

It is a warning.

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